House Republican introduces legislation that would block federal funding to schools that ban imaginary guns.

Let’s kick things off on a high note today: A body doesn’t become a corpse until sometime after it loses its pulse. That might not be strictly correct biologically speaking. Biologists probably don’t refer to dead bodies as corpses. But metaphysically, it’s possible for a human who has flatlined to be resuscitated and then return to health.

Which brings me to immigration reform. Read More