Bizarro fairyland country decides helpless newborn infant will be future head of state.

A massive armed attack – with mortars, suicide bombs and car bombs – has successfully freed hundreds of inmates, reportedly many al Qaida militants, from Abu Ghraib prison.

3 year old fatally shoots self with handgun at family friends’ home.

CNNer lauds Kate Middleton as “brilliant” for birthing a boy on the first try. Watch.