Meet the 75-year-old, hetero-married county clerk who unilaterally started the same-sex marriage revolution in New Mexico.

Stewart returns: “You know what, senator? Go. There’s a rascal scooter and a bucket of quarters with your name on it over at the “Golden Nugget.” You can play all the video poker you want, 99 cent prime rib. Instead of playing pretend poker in the actual Senate, go to an actual casino and pretend you know what the government should do.”

A Tulsa school told 7 year old Tiana Parker her dreadlocks were not acceptable as part of its policy that states that “hairstyles such as dreadlocks, afros, mohawks, and other faddish styles are unacceptable.”