My God, if you didn’t just see that moment with Rick Perry you just missed the most epic moment of something I’ve ever seen. Something. And in honor of Rick Perry I can’t remember what.

Cain explains: For every woman who says I harassed them, “thousands” say I didn’t. Watch the video.

I didn’t think it was possible but I think Newt is more animated by contempt today than he was in the 90s.