Jon Stewart: Which Republican Will Step Up To Oust Muslim Socialist Obama in 2012? (VIDEO)

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The Daily Show kicked off their presidential election coverage last night with the first installment of Indecision 2012. The was just one problem: there are no Republican candidates officially running yet.

Jon Stewart was incredulous, asking why, if the President is really as radical as Republicans claim, they aren’t clamoring to take him on.

“Hurry up!,” Stewart said. “By then the teachers unions will have us all under Sharia law panels!”

The problem, as Stewart sees it, is that no Republican is the complete package. As Governor of Massachusetts, Romney signed a health care law much like Obama’s. Mitch Daniels is too short — though he and Mike Bloomberg would make a full candidate if one stood on the other’s shoulders. And Palin, though she was “so accomplished as governor that she graduated early,” doesn’t have a convincing economic plan for the country.

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