Jon Stewart: When You Squint, John Kerry Looks Like His Own Driftwood Totem Pole (VIDEO)

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Last night, Jon Stewart had a tough time remembering John Kerry’s name: “Remember the guy who the Democrats ran for president before the guy who won?” You know the guy, “if you squint he kind of looks like his own driftwood totem poll?”

Well, Stewart explained, Kerry is taking some heat for avoiding paying state sales taxes on his $7 million yacht by keeping it in another state. He’s just trying to save a little money, Stewart said. It’s the “same reason he buys his boat’s christening champagne at the famed New Hampshire Don Perignon’s factory outlet.”

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