Colbert: Russian Spies Wanted To Know Our Government’s Policies — But CSPAN Was Too Boring (VIDEO)

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Stephen Colbert had some advice last night for the FBI, after a ring of Russian spies was discovered posing as suburban parents. According to Colbert, the FBI now needs to start profiling “white, suburban middle-class parents. Basically the only people you’re not already profiling.”

He explained that the spies were tasked with making “ties in policy-making circles. Apparently they wanted to know our government’s policies, but CSPAN was too boring.”

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