Now that Osama bin Laden is dead, Americans can go back to the peaceful lives they lived before 9/11, Stephen Colbert said on his show Monday night. That is, unless bin Laden returns as a terrifying mutant shark hybrid.
On his show Monday night, Colbert hearkened back to the summer of 2001, when shark attacks were the deadliest news on TV.
“With bin Laden gone, we’ve got nothing to worry about so long as no one chums the ocean,” Colbert said.
But then, to his horror, Colbert learned that bin Laden’s body had been buried at sea.
“No, you fools!,” Colbert shouted. “Don’t you realize, the Fukushima plant is releasing massive radiation into the sea, and if a mutant shark combines with Osama’s DNA, we could be facing the summer of fin Laden!”
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