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Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights
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June 2, 2015 6:39 p.m.
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An “afternoon of shooting”.
With Ted Cruz.
In the backwoods of Texas.
What could possibly go wrong?
(Paging Harry Whittington)
Molon labe? Really? And this wackadoo wants to be president?
I’m pretty drunk (hic), Ted. Let’s play (hic) Harry ‘n’ Dick. You be (hic) Harry.
These people think differently than sane people, y’know?
Aw, c’mon Cruz. Let’s make it fun. Give us somthin’ to shoot at. Roundup some of these lefties that keep making fun of you. Give 'em say, a 30 sec. head start.