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TPM Reader Challenge: The Sex-Scandal Haiku!

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How wonderful it is/
Can't believe, it's like a kid/
Scared, but excited.

That prompts the Times to compose its own Ensign-based haiku:

Dreading my next race.
Can't believe all the damage.
Scared but ... yeah, still scared.

And it got us thinking it might be fun to do the same for other recent political sex scandals. A certain southern GOP governor was the obvious next candidate:

Argentina beats
the Appalachian Trail. Hey,
I'm like King David!

Now it's your turn! You've got John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, "Hot Mike" Duvall, and a host of others to work with. Email us your haikus, and we'll post the best ones...