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Stephen Colbert Converts All Dead Mormons To Judaism

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"What business is it of yours, Elie?" Colbert asked. Colbert, as a television's "most famous and important Catholic" doesn't condone the posthumous baptisms. So he decided to balance everything out "by converting all the dead Mormons to Judaism."

But "Jews don't baptize, so instead I will now proxy-circumcise all the dead Mormons," Colbert said. Watch the video:

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