‘Scar My Tattered Body No More With Your Punishing Dildo Mallet’: Accused Militia Plotter Bared Almost All In Film (VIDEO)

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In the last few days we’ve told you about Kris Sickles, aka “Pale Horse,” who in the past has posted videos urging people to arm themselves and march on Washington, and this week was charged — along with eight other members of the Hutaree, a Christian militia group — with seditious conspiracy in connection with an alleged plot to kill law enforcement.

But Sickles, who in those videos identified himself as a member of the Ohio Militia, may also have a lighter side. The accused plotter looks to have starred in a deeply Not Safe For Work movie, filled with cursing, mock violence, pot jokes, and sound effects conveying flatulence. Sickles appears entirely naked but for a mask of President George W. Bush that obscures some, but not all, of his genitalia.In the film, Sickles’s chubby, tattooed character finds himself attacked by an enormous creature which appears to be half man, half duck. “Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallet,” Sickles exclaims at one particularly dramatic moment.

A frame at the beginning of the film declares: “Edited by Kris Sickles.” And the character in the film appears to be the same person identified as “Kristopher Sickles” in the mugshots released this week by police.

The film — shockingly puerile, yet strangely compelling — complicates our picture of Sickles. Indeed, its near-nudity and crude sexual humor are an odd fit for a man who within the year would allegedly join up with members of a Christianist militia to “oppose by force the authority of the U.S. government.”

The film was posted last July on YouTube, but removed this week. Many thanks to TPM reader AS for helping rescue it. Here’s an excerpt…(Again: This film contains nudity and frequent profanity.)

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