President Donald Trump is scheduled to outline his new strategy for the war in Afghanistan in a nationally televised speech on Monday at 9 p.m. at Fort Myer in Virginia. Watch live below:
WATCH LIVE: Trump Unveils Afghanistan Strategy In National Address At 9 PM
I’d rather force my eyes open with clothes pins and stare directly at the sun for 2 hours.
I need a bottle of wine to do this.
Every gaffe shall be exalted.
And every bar be made lowest,
And the straight ways made crooked.
And the plain places made very, very pointy.
Trump can Handel this.
I think this is the day when he officially becomes irrelevant.
Wine, hell. I just opened a new bottle of scotch.