It’s been a busy week for the Rowan County clerk’s office. And if you think it’s been bad for county clerk Kim Davis – who’s now in federal custody for continually refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples – try being one of her coworkers.
That’s the idea behind a parody Twitter account that’s quickly shot to more than 50,000 followers amid all the uproar. Using a photo of an as-yet-unnamed clerk’s office staffer sitting next to Davis mid-confrontation, @nexttokimdavis shares expletive-laden thoughts about Mountain Dew, Project Runway, and about how “this was supposed to just be a chill job.”
It’s a hilarious dressing down of Davis, who’s been hailed as an anti-gay hero. Here are some of the account’s best gems:
We all agreed that if #KimDavis falls in love and wants to marry her cell mate, we’ll let her, but we’re going to be dicks about it.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
COME ON DOWN TO THE ROWAN COUNTY CLERKS OFFICE AND ILL MARRY A FUCKING CHAIR TO A TIGER. #KimDavis
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
#KimDavis – DID GOD ORDER YOU NOT TO REFILL THE XEROX TRAY, TOO? GODDAMN IT SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GO HOME TO OUR FIRST HUSBAND
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
I JUST GOT THIS JOB TO DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK, KIM! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE CHILL! THIS IS NOT FUCKING CHILL. #KimDavis
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
.@IStandwKimDavis have fun standing in prison. I’ll sit on the couch with a glass o white zin, @TimGunn and my first husband. #halfdayfriday
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 4, 2015
know an important part of the #KimDavis story we’ve missed @maddow? How nasty it is when she takes her shoes off under the fucking desk.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 4, 2015
.@GovMikeHuckabee ONE WEEK OF #KimDavis EATING YOUR PB&J OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND YOU’D SEND HER TO SIBERIA. TRUST ME.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
The best thing about #KimDavis court date tomorrow? I’m taking a fucking 90 minute lunch.
— Sitnexto Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 2, 2015
