Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has made no secret that his presidency will Make America Great Again™, but after a full month as the Republican frontrunner, Trump has only released one policy paper.
Because of the lack of knowledge on Trump’s policies, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” made a new campaign ad to clarify The Donald’s positions.
The ad highlighted his “GREAT DEALS” and that Trump knows “GREAT PEOPLE.”
Watch the video, from ABC, below:
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Nielsen: "I just want to thank the President, again." pic.twitter.com/5m8WSU9Xej — TPM Livewire (@TPMLiveWire) April 8, 2019
Actually that’s pretty much like every other campaign ad I’ve seen in recent years. Substitute three or four words and works for anyone.
Well, it’s all over anywayz’!
Yesterday The Half Baked Alaskan (and soon to be Sec. of It’sMyCountryAndI’llQuitIfIWantTo) opened her moosehole and gave her “my panties are moist for The Donald” ringing endorsement for Trump the Messiah, and added to that now Peggy Noonan has crawled out of her gin bottle today to say that she has talked to “the people” on the street (actually her friend Cesar at her fav deli) and she learned that all Hispanics and immigrants love Donald and Trump is going to be President! Game OVER!
(*I was reminded of Betty Boozer Noonan’s prediction that Mittens would win in a landslide because she had seen so many political signs in the yards of her neighborhood! )
bwwahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Gawwwd’…Hey, Dame Noonan! Crawl back into the gin bottle and please, somebody, put the cap on tighter so that tired old gin blossom doesn’t get out again.
Dumbasses being led by a rich dumbass…
The NeoCon Mission Accomplished
That’s not just a good campaign ad, it’s a GREAT campaign ad. In fact, it’s THE BEST CAMPAIGN AD EVER! Well, with the possible exception of this one.
Yuge deals. The classiest people