Jon Stewart noted that the Chinese, whose pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong remained largely peaceful, were beating the United States on every front during Monday night’s “The Daily Show.”
“China!” Stewart said. “China, you’ve surpassed us once more. I can’t believe this! First the Chinese beat us at business with Alibaba. Now they’re doing protests better than us. They’re beating us at both the Occupy and the Wall Street.”
Stewart then tried to find something Americans are better at than the Chinese.
“Rich entitled celebutantes tweeting stupid out-of-touch opinions,” Stewart said. “They’ll never top us there.”
But to his great dismay, it was revealed that the daughter of Hong Kong’s chief executive bragged about her tax-payer-funded purchases.
“Motherfuckers!” Stewart exclaimed. “What kind of Communists are these people?”
Watch the video below, courtesy of Comedy Central:
