Bill Nye Reveals How The Universe Sends ‘Cosmos Guidance To White Women’

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Bill Nye revealed a “stunning breakthrough” about the universe during Comedy Central’s “Inside Amy Schumer” on Tuesday night.

After showing a clip of a woman explaining to a friend that the universe told her to start taking a calcium supplement, Nye told viewers, “We now know the universe is essentially a force sending cosmos guidance to white women in their twenties.”

Amber Tamblyn, as well as Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glaze of “Broad City,” made cameos to explain the role the universe plays in their lives.

After one final clip of Tamblyn explaining how news coverage of a cyclone was really the universe telling her to ditch her cable subscription, Nye breaks down.

“That just makes no fucking sense,” Nye says. “That’s just bullshit.”

Watch the clip via Comedy Central:

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