(Reuters) In a
surprise turn of events today, Karen Hughes' husband Jerry decides that Washington, DC. is a pretty rockin' place after all. Hughes family to re-relocate to Washington, DC. Karen Hughes perhaps to be rehired at White House?
Meanwhile, secret government "pre-cog" historians ponder the implications of recent events for LJ "Dutch" Bush, great-grand-nephew of George W., currently scheduled to assume the presidency in 2072.