The morning after news broke that President Donald Trump had sided with Democrats over the staunch objections of Republicans on a short-term deal to raise the debt ceiling, fund the government, and secure aid for the victims of Hurricane Harvey, Republicans on Capitol Hill are having trouble sticking to the same story on why their party’s leader threw them under the bus.
When a New York Times reporter noted Thursday morning that Trump had cut the deal for a three-month extension mere hours after House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) publicly called that option “ridiculous,” Ryan deadpanned: “Yeah, I sort of noticed that.”
He then launched into his version of Republicans’ “we weren’t rolled” spin, insisting that Trump’s noble goal was getting aid to hurricane victims as quickly as possible.
“My read of the moment and the situation is that the president believes, and I completely understand this, that we have two hurricanes hitting us right now—we’re still in the beginning of recovering from Harvey, Irma is hitting us now—and what the president didn’t want to have some partisan fight in the middle of this national crisis,” he said. “He wanted to have a bipartisan response and not a food fight. Basically, that’s what I believe his motivation was.”
Though he had no harsh words for Trump, Ryan added that he disagreed with the deal he struck with Democratic leaders. “I personally think it’s bad for the credit markets to have these short-term extensions,” he said.
Across town, at a simultaneous breakfast with reporters, the leaders of the House’s far-right Freedom Caucus offered a different version of the spin, saying Trump quickly cut a deal with Democrats in order to “myopically focus on trying to get tax reform.”
Uh huh. And maybe it’s because Trump can’t stand you and Mitch and liked the shiny new objects in front of his fat, orange face.
Spineless, gutless non-wonder chows down on another dog’s breakfast.
Shorter Eddie: I see our incompetence as a virtue.
Ryan doesn’t know shit from shinola about the credit markets and can’t add two and two without getting ganymede so all this is only the usual waffle before he decides to furrow his widow’s peak and cave or lower his eyebrow slightly while sternly rephrasing.
Seriously, trying to make sense of Trump’s babble might make you schizophrenic or even psychotic but listening to Ryan is suffocating; like being pushed face-first through a bowl of oatmeal.
PS: Those unfamiliar with Ryan’s lack of genuine wonk chops leavened by his notable talent for lying and economic/budgetary bullshit should read a few Krugman posts on the topic.
Do ya think it’s cus they’re hungry ? ? …