WASHINGTON — First it was conservative bloggers at Powerline and PJ Media. Then Rush Limbaugh picked it up. Then a Breitbart News investigation uncovered “facts” that purported to debunk the official story of Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid’s (D-NV) eye injury.
Such is the genesis of one of the more bizarre conspiracy theories that has recently caught fire in the conservative media ecosystem. Reid’s gruesome exercising accident in late December — which left him with visible bruises on his face and a rotating series of patches and sunglasses to cover his badly injured right eye — was no accident, the theory goes. No, he must’ve been beaten up by the Las Vegas mobsters he’s ostensibly in league with.
The injuries were sustained in late December while Reid was exercising at his home in Henderson, Nevada, after an elastic band snapped and caused him to fall and break several ribs and bones in his face, according to the senator and his office.
Breitbart’s “investigation” published Tuesday became an instant social media sensation, earning savage mockery from reporters — and Reid’s own staff — for its speculative assessment which lacked evidence for its far-reaching theory.
“The main problem with the mobster theory is that it completely overlooks the critical role played by the Yeti,” Reid spokesman Adam Jentleson said in an email.
He added on Twitter:
@AJentleson by “the bastards” does he mean the mob WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
— Adam Jentleson (@AJentleson) March 31, 2015
His senior adviser Faiz Shakir also chimed in.
After the mob hit, I told @AJentleson and @KristenOrthman that we should say it was slippery tiles. They wanted to do “exercise bands.”
— Faiz (@fshakir) March 31, 2015
Everything you need to know about conserative “journalism”: dogged in pursuit of idiocy RT @JGreenDC: oh wow http://t.co/P7Lol0CbkV
— Faiz (@fshakir) March 31, 2015
The Breitbart story came after John Hinderaker wrote at Powerline that a “friend” in Las Vegas “talked to a number of people there” about Reid’s injuries and that the “common assumption was that the incident resulted, in some fashion, from Reid’s relationship with organized crime. The principal rumor my friend heard was that Reid had promised to obtain some benefit for a group of mobsters.”
Limbaugh, who commands a radio audience of millions, asked on his show Friday, “Does anybody believe that Harry Reid really had an accident with his exercise machine?”
“I don’t believe for a minute that whatever happened to Harry Reid has anything to do with an exercise machine unless somebody repeatedly threw him into it,” he said. “Harry Reid looks like and is acting like — and now with this announcement, behaving like — somebody who may have been beaten up. Nobody … I’ve never seen anybody have an accident with an exercise machine that ends up suffering symptoms much like Harry Reid’s for as long as Harry Reid has.”
The accident cost Reid the vision in his right eye at least temporarily, and doctors don’t know if he’ll get it back.
Nice eye you got there, Harry. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it. Capice?
The people who float these stories know that once “out there,” they take on a life of their own. Yes, they know the psychology of rumor and urban folklore.
LBJ used to tell a joke about deliberately having an aide float a terrible rumor about about a rival candidate. He was engaging in bestiality and incest – stuff like that.
After he told the aide that it was fabricated, the aide complained about “saying those awful things about those nice people”.
LBJ then said, “I know, but I just wanted to hear him deny it”.
They just want to hear Reid deny it, but Reid doesn’t give a shit.
Harry was seen at the same mosque in Bremen Germany where the suicidal pilot was seen praying the morning of the tragic flight, They argued. The pilot prevailed.
Why not go all the way and blame the antiChrist? Everybody knows that the mob is a bunch of buffoons, whereas Reid is well known to operate on a scale of highly distilled evil.
Proving once again that the right-wing “media” are really just a bunch of mentally 14-year-old girl gossips.