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Colbert: 'Obamacare' Wreaking Havoc On Papa John's Pizza

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"Because when you order a Papa John's pizza, it's only after you've reached a state of such desperate, gnawing hunger that you would eat the ass off a raccoon that drowned in your bird bath. And even then, only after making absolutely sure that you're all out of drowned raccoon ass. And now Obama expects you to shell out almost three extra nickels for this hot turd pie? Fuck that, eat the nickels, you have your dignity."

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