It first appeared as an impassioned—if invented—attack on the Common Core State Standards. But at this point, “Common Core Syndrome” is really a description of the the truly bizarre politics surrounding the standards. Or, if that term doesn’t quite suit you, try this: the standards have been thoroughly captured by what David Brooks recently called “the ideological circus.”
Just how weird have things gotten? Very weird—even in an era where “freedom” loving ranchers are driving news cycles with their ruminations about the good old days of slavery.
Here’s a small sampling:
Last month, in Arizona, a state senator (and gubernatorial candidate) called the standards “pornographic.”
Common Core protesters in Florida agreed, but added that the standards were “communistic,” and contributing to the “Islamification” of American education. Utah activists agreed.
Similarly, Tennessee’s Daily Roll Call discovered that the standards are actually part of a Muslim Brotherhood plot.
By contrast, Virginia activists believe that the United Nations’ “Agenda 21” is behind the standards. Opponents in Georgia agreed. Oklahomans agreed, but wondered if it might also be “a plot by the New World Order.”
Still others, like conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly’s Eagle Forum has decided that the standards—which were endorsed by Jeb Bush and other prominent Republicans—are part of a federal effort at left-wing indoctrination. (They also found a list of suggested readings pornographic.)
Similarly, Glenn Beck reads the standards as “the progressive movement coming in for the kill.” (He has a forthcoming book elaborating on this view.)
Other Floridians threatened online retaliation against the state’s school board members.
Finally, inevitably, Florida protesters saw Hitler lurking in the standards. A columnist in Georgia saw both the Hitler Youth and “the seeds of socialism.”
With that sort of zaniness at the heart of the anti-Common-Core movement, it almost makes it seem pedestrian that the state representative trying to stop their implementation in Kansas hasn’t actually read them. And hey, if you’re looking for those risqué suggested readings, here they are.
Look, lots of education reforms are often seen as challenges to the country’s core ideals. The United States’ view of itself has long been tightly tied to national myths about individual self-determination that rely heavily upon access to effective educational institutions. Declining social mobility and a yawning wealth gap between the country’s masses and elites have done little to diminish public faith in the hard-studying, hardworking path to success. As a result, to touch the nation’s education system is to touch a particularly sensitive American nerve.
But the incandescent public outcry over the Common Core still stands out.
At base, Common Core is just a way to raise expectations across the multiple levels of governance in our fractious, chaotic education “system.” Strip away the furious rhetoric, and the standards are relatively pedestrian. Avert your eyes from the fearmongering and you’ll see that states can withdraw from (or ignore) this “federal intrusion” consequence-free. For a bunch of UN-sponsored Nazi-Marxist pornographers, officials supporting the Common Core are pretty easygoing.
Perhaps this is because, for the most part, the standards’ supporters have been paralyzed by the intensity of the blowback. That said, proponents in the Missouri House win the prize for most creative response. In February, they added an amendment to the state’s budget proposal to purchase tinfoil hats for Common Core skeptics. Specifically, it would appropriate funds for “two rolls of high density aluminum to create headgear designed to deflect drone and/or black helicopter mind reading and control technology.”
Which is pretty clever trolling, if you ask me. But at a deeper level, it probably just feeds the three-ring circus of Common Core politics.
There are serious implementation concerns about the Common Core. In particular, there are serious questions to ask about how the standards fit with state teacher evaluation systems. But we’re never going to get to those so long as we’re entertaining ourselves with conspiracy theories.
Conor P. Williams, PhD is a Senior Researcher in New America’s Early Education Initiative. Follow him on Twitter: @conorpwilliams.
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It’s hard to even know how to respond to this stuff anymore. A sizable segment of our population is clearly cognitively impaired, and prone to both paranoid and grandiose delusions. And there’s no medication for what ails them.
When I clicked on the reading list for the common core the porno music immediately came on and I found myself uncontrollably blurting out “Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!” Folks, this is dangerous stuff.
All the weird Tea Party stuff has made for strange bedfellows, but to pretend like CCSS is good for our students is an outright lie. Liberals, you’d be against it if you understood how it corporatizes our classrooms. There’s huge business in the CCSS. I see where it’s coming from and what it’s meant to do. Don’t blindly believe the propaganda that this is the left vs. right issue. http://www.salon.com/2014/04/24/its_not_just_wing_nuts_slate_gets_liberal_opposition_to_the_common_core_all_wrong/
Although the Common Core State Standards (CCSS) may initially have been “just a way to raise expectations”, they have morphed into much more. They have taken on a sort of Holy Grail aspect to ed reformers and educators who seriously [in other words, not the conspiracy nuts] dare question their origin or implementation are “against change” and “against accountability” and “against better education” (such as the author here).
I suggest the author
Then we’ll talk.
I agree with you, although the main issue for me is the standards driven approach itself. I’m sure there may be some corporatization of the classroom involved, but basically this whole approach is a stupid person’s idea of what it means to have a good education–a bit of lofty rhetoric and lots and lots of testing. I wouldn’t expose my kid to it if I could help it (and mercifully I can).