Last night, Stephen Colbert named military contractor David H. Brooks his “Alpha Dog Of The Week,” after Brooks allegedly used company funds to pay for personal expenses, including a $100,000 ruby-encrusted American flag belt buckle which Colbert said “makes it a patriotic duty to salute his crotch.”
Colbert added that Brooks also used the funds to pay for a face-lift for his wife, and pornographic videos for his son. “Although i seriously doubt his son will ever see anything more pornographic than his father f*cking over our troops to buy a face-lift for his mother,” he said.
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| The Colbert Report | Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Alpha Dog of the Week – David H. Brooks | ||||
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