For my part, I’m holding out for mandatory gun ownership for young men with high testerone levels and/or histories of aggressive or inappropriate behavior. But that’s just me. I’m hardcore. Arizona’s at least making some progress: legalizing guns in bars, as of today.

NRA’s Western Region Director J.P. Nelson notes that “if a person starts drinking and gets in a shootout and kills someone, of course they’re subject to criminal prosecution.”