August 19, 2016 3:41 p.m.

I want to respect that empathy comes hard to monsters. But I don’t think video of this transparently craven stunt will wear well. It’s like someone told Richie Rich he needed more extracurriculars on his college app. Video after the jump …

The awkwardness. The yacht club blazer. The hat. It’s all there.

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