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Ahh the Shame! the Humanity! the pure unadulterated humor value!

Signatures, Jack Abramoff’s pricey DC eatery where the beautiful people right-wingers ate well and the congressmen ate for free, is looking for a new name.

And they’ve set up a special page at the restaurant’s website where you can sign up and suggest one.

I think I’m going to put in for ‘License Plates’.

(ed.note: Special thanks for TPM Reader OM for the catch.)

Late Update: Okay, I thought License Plates was pretty damned funny. But TPM Reader VT just came in with Jack in the Box. And that may take the prize.

Even Later Update: Bravo! TPM Reader HTH manages both nominal continuity and residential appropriateness by renaming Signatures, The Pen or perhaps The Federal Pen, though here brevity may be the soul of wisdom.

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