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Racists to turn out in record numbers to vote for Obama because Palin deemed "Too Damned Dumb"


In an interview with double-wide monthly, prominent racists have stated that they have changed their original vote and are not considering voting for "that damned ******".

Originally staunchly Republican, these foul mouthed "gentlemen" have had to reconsider their life long mission to keep the black man out of power because of John McCain's choice of running mate.

Cooter McFeedsburg of West Virginia states "I was all set to put on my Klansman robes and proudly go pull the lever for the old white guy, but then he picked someone with less education than me - and that's sayin somethin".  When asked if he thought she had the experience to manage the job, he replied "If the job is managing a Dairy Queen, I would still have my doubts about her abilities - I mean those teenagers can be a real handfull".  He finished by saying that "In a smarts contest between her and the Miss Teen South Carolina, I'll take the beauty queen any day".  When I reminded him that Mrs. Palin was herself a former beauty pageant contestant, he said "I mean, maybe I can see it - in a milfhunter.com sort of way - but imagining her in a bathing suit - a giant mound of pubic hair with tufts poking out all over the place - it's kind of gross".   He went on to point out how he'd feel more comfortable with the Country in the hands of of Ludacris than Sarah Palin - and "that's saying somethin seein how I hate's me some *******".

Well folks, with the inbred racist redneck vote in our back pocket - I think we're set!

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Nothing like a bigotted protest "against" bigotry.

"Well folks, with the inbred racist redneck vote in our back pocket - I think we're set!"


It has always worked for the republicans! Praise brother Ezekiel for spreading the word!

say the same/say it with shame

PALIN/mccain? 2008

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Never thought I'd see the racist vote come "home" to Obama.

Tour de force of a post!

This is where parody and stupidity meet, in your piece. In my view, it's okay to call the lady stupid, even a iceberg cracker, all in the name of humor, even if I don't find it funny. But, your riff about pubic hair? Disgusting. That actually is a sexist comment, and I'm one to pretty much dismiss old-line feminist hurty feelings. Beat her up in every way possible, for her looks, for her style, for her beliefs, yeah. In the political realm, it's all game--even if I think we're overdue for some Barackian civility.
But when you make a specific, crude, sexual remark, in the supposed voice of a hick, you're plowing tired ground. Speaking from hicksville, I don't think you have a clue how to parody white trash humor, particularly the racist side.

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