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I need 10 million People to Donate $1 Each to the Clinton Campaign NOW!
I'm very concerned about Hillary Clinton's debt and want to help her. She has managed her money so badly I'm afraid that she will be too deep in debt when she figures out that she is not going to be the Democratic Nominee. Won't you help her? Let's forgive her terrible management skills, and in a way, her awful campaign leadership has spared us her taking those terrible qualities into the White House. So, let's thank her by each sending her one Dollar.
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I'll send her one dollar ... minus one dollar. Which leaves her with ZILCH!!!!
April 21, 2008 5:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, send it to Obama to waste on losing.
April 21, 2008 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, if she drops out, she can my dollar!!!
April 21, 2008 6:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Have they paid off what they owe to UC Davis?
April 21, 2008 6:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
or all of her supporters whose credit cards were charged over the donation limits?
http://wonkette.com/365959/hillary-campaign-commits-credit-card-fraud-against-delightful-lady
April 21, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
No. she should be forced to file for bankruptcy under the wonderful bankruptcy laws she helped reform. And I hope her credit card debt ruins her personal credit rating. And her health insurance company drops her for having a pre-existing mental condition. And the mortgage on her two homes suddenly increases. And Uncle Sam hits her with an unexpected back tax bill. And she has to take a minimum wage job after she gets drummed out of the Senate. At Wal-Mart. As a greeter with no benefits.
April 21, 2008 6:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
People used to send 1 cent donations when they wanted to cause trouble.
April 21, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mark Penn needs to be paid, people!
half of that money would be his, after all.
April 21, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'll send her a plug nickel.
April 21, 2008 6:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
"We're sending our love down the well!"
April 21, 2008 7:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can I send a roll of pennies?
April 21, 2008 7:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can I send that roll of pennies postage due?
April 22, 2008 12:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'd be willing to give her a cigar...
slightly used.
April 21, 2008 7:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm going to defecate on a dollar and mail it in.
April 21, 2008 7:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
If I send a dollar, will she go away?
April 21, 2008 8:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Second that.
Only if she drops out...
April 22, 2008 11:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hmmmmm. I'll give Shrilliary Clintjoke a dollar when Billdo Clintjoke apologizes for dragging the Democratic Party through the mud in the 1990's. If he had kept his wang in his pants and his DNA off of a certain blue dress, then 2000 would have been the year of President Gore.
Why should we give the Clintjokes a chance to clean up the Bush messes? It's their fault there are Bush messes to clean up.
And that's the Truth with a capital "T"
April 22, 2008 11:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
Mmm what a clever nickname....
April 22, 2008 4:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh and "getalife"...last time I checked Obama led in states, delegates, and popular vote. Ummmmmm, dumbass, that's winning!
I suspect the reason he won't win PENN is due to the 15% of the morons who still believe Obama is a muslim or the 8% of voters who will never vote for a black man. That's a classy float to ride to victory for Shrilliary Clintjoke.
April 22, 2008 11:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
Not to mention not paying grease money to local politicians to get the word out. Hey Hillary is this the freaking Godfather or what?
April 22, 2008 12:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Have a Clinton surrogate contact one of Norman Hsu's bosses at the On Leong Laborer and Merchant Association. Best to call & set up the meeting away from the NY headquaters on Mott St. I'm sure the money will start pourinf in again...
On Leong Tong (also known as On Leong Laborer and Merchant Association)
http://usinfo.state.gov/eap/Archive_Index/Chinese_Criminal_Enterprises.html
April 22, 2008 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Actually, I have a (losing) raffle ticket I can send her.
Plus a wooden nickel.
She can use that small fortune to put her pantsuits in the cleaners, so she can look presentable campaigning for Barack's presidency.
April 22, 2008 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTwA4m-0CiY
April 22, 2008 1:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Arf! Arf!
April 22, 2008 1:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
WHICH PRIMARY HAS GOTNOLIFE BEEN FOLLOWING? hilLIARy IS HOLDING ON PRAYING FOR THAT LIFE ALTERING MISTAKE OBAMA MAY NEVER MAKE OR THATROCK THAT IS HIDING HIS ULTIMATE SECRET UNDER IT. NOTHING MORE. EVEN IF SHE MANAGES TO STEAL THE NOMINATION, SHE WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT.
April 22, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can I send an IOU? I would send a dollar to get her to go away but that's about it.
April 22, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Heh heh, it seems Obama is now officially "vetted". I was dreading the "surprise" I thought the Clinton campaign was going to pull out this weekend. But ... nothing. If the Clinton campaign had anything else they thought could hurt him, they woulda used it. So the kitchen sink is in pieces on the sidewalk, and there's no new mud left to throw. Hurrah!
Ain't no life-altering mistake or skeleton in Obama's closet. Hillary, here's a buck if you'll make room for the Democratic presidential nominee.
April 22, 2008 2:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ask Hillary.. she has $100M dollars$$$$
April 22, 2008 3:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Better yet, how about if 10 million people donate $1 to my college trust fund!
That should pay for at least one semester of education by the time I finish high school.
April 22, 2008 3:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Me, too, TheraP
April 22, 2008 5:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can I send her the sweat from my pigs balls C.O.D.?
April 22, 2008 5:19 PM | Reply | Permalink