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Hillary Unleashes the DCOP and Slays Obama


As usual, I was so furious at Hillary's  willingness to throw away a Democratic chance at the White House that I was beside myself during the debate.

But as Hillary reached again and again into her political toolkit for the right instrument to kill Obama, a funny thing happened. She was reaching too much - for "bitter," for Wright, for Farrakan, for anything at all.  And she didn't really seem troubled by any of it. It was child's play for her - she was the precocious gradeschooler plucking the legs off a helpless grasshopper as a demonstration of power over the entire playground.

Only there was something else there on that stage with her. Her campaign has been trying to get the press to write about Ayers and the Weathermen and Obama's "ties" to terrorism for months. Finally she actually had to trot it out herself in the debate. That was when I realized it.

Hillary has worked so hard to genetically engineer a heap of steamy green slime to throw at Obama. A passer-by left a single strand of DNA on Obama's coat sleeve one day on the streets of Chicago, Hillary's minions retrieved the strand from Obama's drycleaner, tinkered God-like, and finally resurrected some Dark Creature from Obama's Past - the Dread DCOP. They hand fed the DCOP, which, after all, has the right to life in this, our Republican world. They coaxed the DCOP with little liver treats to roar and slash the air with its six-foot fangs, and here at this perfect moment, Hillary herself led the fearsome DCOP on stage for all the world to see. There it stood, living proof that Obama can't win, that his past is fatally flawed, transforming the debate into the nationally televised death of Obama, right in front of Good Morning America and everybody. In a sickly flash, Democrats would realize they have no alternative to Hillary, no choice but to recognize the loser of this contest as the inevitable nominee.

Hillary is standing there admiring the DCOP that she has given the gift of life, waiting for the world to gasp at the creature with green slime oozing from its jagged teeth, waiting for everybody to say, "Obama is dead. Long live Hillary!"

Only nobody is staring at the DCOP. Everybody is staring at all the steaming green genetically engineered slime on Hillary's hands. Everybody sees that it's Hillary's monster, not Obama's.

Poor pathetic Hillary.



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Welcome to a fresh, cool glass of lemonade. Especially good for cleaning up DCOP, no sticky residue, decomposes in the compost pile.

Beautiful post.

Dark Creature from Obama'a Past. Love it!

Ahhhhhh...LOOK! It's the DCOP!!! Ahhhhhhh!!! Be afraid...be very afraid!!!

And she didn't really seem troubled by any of it.

And of course she can't be troubled by any of it or she'll lose. Trouble yourself to actually think about Hillary's position for two solid minutes (time yourself if you have to). It could well have been her last debate. She had two choices: pull out all the stops or concede the race. Which would you choose? After months of relentlessly hard work, after coming so far, would you politely refuse the opportunity to take out your opponent?

Of course it's impossible for Hillary to compete in a socially acceptable way and still win. She has to go for the jugular and she does, which isn't ladylike behavior. Because she's clearly not a man, she's obviously not judged as a man would be. Yet she is not judged as Barack's equal. She must rise above human nature, she must subvert her all-too-human desires, she must perform with supernatural ability. When she doesn't achieve this mythic level of performance, she morphs into an all-powerful monster, a grotesque demon, a Dr. Frankenstein, an alternate lifeform. I'm trying to remember the last man I heard described this way, and I can't think of one. Not one. Even Dick Cheney is elevated by comparison to Darth Vader. Only Hillary becomes lowered by villainy. People will undoubtedly object, but I can't think of a reason for this peculiar phenomenon other than the mortal flaw of her gender.

Did you watch the first Republican debate, by any chance? They were a chaotic mess of primordial ooze. The Republicans fell all over one another to smear every minority group imaginable (African Americans, Muslims, single mothers: the usual suspects). Hillary is a paragon of virtue by comparison, but you'd never know it to hear lifelong Democrats talk. You'd never know it to read "progressive" blogs.

It's not Hillary's fault that Barack is a poor debater. He should be able to defend himself, he should be able to predict the questions and have a ready answer after 26 tries. Yet he still fails. Why? This isn't the first time he has failed to perform well in a debate. And it won't be the last. Why can't he pull this off? And why don't you ask your readers or yourself that question?

Readytoblowagasket, this is about Hillary's behavior, not her gender. Any other Democrat who was in her position and transmogrified herself into the slimiest of Republicans in a Democratic primary would meet the same reaction. She is the only Democratic presidential candidate who did it in this election cycle. I can't recall any other Democrat doing it in previous campaigns.

What's offensive is her willingness to create and use slime Karl-Rove style against another Democrat when it's plain from every poll that she has polarized and is continuing to polarize the Democratic Party to such a degree that neither she nor Obama is likely to win a general election that was a shoo-in before she got so slimy.

What Hillary is doing is also reminiscent of what Joe Lieberman is doing. Hillary, like Lieberman, is helping the Republicans, only in a slimier way from a more powerful and visible position. She seems to be campaigning to become John McCain's running mate - a Zell Miller type, but on the Republican ticket. Most Democrats vilify Lieberman and Miller as turncoat Democrats. When Hillary does things that do similar damage to her party, why should she not be judged in proportion to the damage she does?

Gasket, I find it hard to believe you have always been a fan of Karl Rove politics. Isn't it shocking to you seeing Hillary morphing into Karl Rove right before our eyes? Reaching out to Matt Drudge? Reaching out to Richard Mellon Scaife, who funded the gang that tormented the Clintons for a decade and almost succeeded in unseating a legitimately elected president? Don't some of Hillary's actions bother you just a little?

Take away Hillary's name and gender. Hide them behind a magic curtain. Then describe the actions of this unidentified person. How would you judge those actions then?

lifelongdem,

this is about Hillary's behavior, not her gender.

Sorry, I just don't buy that, for the reasons I already stated and which you did not address very thoughtfully.

Any other Democrat who was in her position and transmogrified herself into the slimiest of Republicans in a Democratic primary would meet the same reaction. She is the only Democratic presidential candidate who did it in this election cycle. I can't recall any other Democrat doing it in previous campaigns.

First, during the early debates, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Gravel, and later, John Edwards were harshly critical of the frontrunners. Apparently, substantive criticism didn't gain any traction with the media, so real issues are marginalized and buried by nonissues (like expensive haircuts, etc.), which are inflated.

Second, all the other candidates dropped out before Super Tuesday, so we never got to see what the other Dems were capable of in this "election cycle."

Third, as I have stated before, I think Hillary's methods are sanctioned by the party as a pre-general election test.

Fourth, Hillary has been mild compared to Republicans. From what I've seen, Hillary hasn't done anything but try to level the playing field. We will get to see downright brutal, sleazy, and cutthroat competitive when the Republicans kick into gear.

Fifth, I think you're forgetting about past elections, including what the Democratic Party did to Howard Dean. The Dean Scream wasn't even a scream, yet it got him shunned.

What's offensive is her willingness to create and use slime Karl-Rove style against another Democrat when it's plain from every poll that she has polarized and is continuing to polarize the Democratic Party to such a degree that neither she nor Obama is likely to win a general election that was a shoo-in before she got so slimy.

Again, my argument is that the party has sanctioned the use of "Republican tactics" to 1) galvanize the voters and 2) test the waters. In other words, if Dems air the nonissues now, those issues won't be a big surprise (or a big deal) in the general. It's a way to disarm the enemy.

Besides, you are failing to acknowledge that the party has been effectively split between the two candidates since the primaries began. That's selective revisionism.

What Hillary is doing is also reminiscent of what Joe Lieberman is doing. Hillary, like Lieberman, is helping the Republicans, only in a slimier way from a more powerful and visible position.

I have despised Lieberman since his pious diatribe against Bill Clinton on the Senate floor. That Al Gore chose him as a running mate was mind-boggling to me and made me hesitate before voting for him. There is no accurate comparison, however, between Hillary and Joe. Joe has always been a Republican.

She seems to be campaigning to become John McCain's running mate - a Zell Miller type, but on the Republican ticket. Most Democrats vilify Lieberman and Miller as turncoat Democrats. When Hillary does things that do similar damage to her party, why should she not be judged in proportion to the damage she does?

What damage are you referring to? I truly believe we'll all survive this.

Gasket, I find it hard to believe you have always been a fan of Karl Rove politics. Isn't it shocking to you seeing Hillary morphing into Karl Rove right before our eyes? Reaching out to Matt Drudge? Reaching out to Richard Mellon Scaife, who funded the gang that tormented the Clintons for a decade and almost succeeded in unseating a legitimately elected president? Don't some of Hillary's actions bother you just a little?

I am not a fan of Karl Rove politics by any means, but I am certain that Rovian tactics will be used against the Dem nominee. Yes, Hillary's negativism bothers me, but like David Gergen said on CNN recently, I think she must have inside polling numbers that indicate it's a tactic that's working in PA. If she wins PA, I believe she'll shift strategies for NC.

Take away Hillary's name and gender. Hide them behind a magic curtain. Then describe the actions of this unidentified person. How would you judge those actions then?

I have done this, which is why I said I can't think of a single male who receives the same verbal castigation as Hillary, Dick Cheney excepted. Calling Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman "turncoats" is nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Not even Giuliani gets the verbal vitriol he deserves. Yet you see Hillary as "transmogrifying." I'm glad she inspires such imaginative flights of fancy, but you have not cast any man as a Creature from the Black Lagoon. Until you do, you haven't proved me wrong.

Gasket,

We obviously perceive Hillary, her behavior and the way she is treated in irreconcilable ways.

I didn't recognize any argument - any actual argument - behind your allegation that Hillary is treated differently because she is a woman. You simply assert that her treatment has never happened to a man. This seems to be the core of the assertion:

"Of course it's impossible for Hillary to compete in a socially acceptable way and still win. She has to go for the jugular and she does, which isn't ladylike behavior. Because she's clearly not a man, she's obviously not judged as a man would be. Yet she is not judged as Barack's equal. She must rise above human nature, she must subvert her all-too-human desires, she must perform with supernatural ability."

Nobody is asking her to rise above human nature. People are begging her to show the same decency they like to see in male candidates and, you are right, it is often missing in the campaigns of men as well. That doesn't mean we don't like it when we see it.

On the unfair representation of Hillary as a monster: she wasn't represented as a monster. She was represented as having created a monster out of a trifle in order to slime Obama and then to have slime showing on her human hands.

When it does come to depicting male politicians as monsters, it isn't so rare. Since Cheney is an obvious example, you claim that the Darth Vader depiction of the new torture champion is a compliment to Cheney. Nothing to do with his manifest evil, disregard for international and American law, etc. I disagree. I do not think the comparison of Cheney to Darth Vader is a compliment. It is apt. The guy is from the dark side of history. You don't have to search long to see George W. Bush depicted as Frankenstein with the label "unchecked executive power" on his chest. It is apt. Hunter Thompson's obit for Richard Nixon called him a monster straight out of Grendel. It was apt. Somebody depicted Joe McCarthy as Frankenstein. Also apt. Men, too, get called monsters.

Only I didn't call Hillary a monster. In my metaphor, Hillary created the monster. My choice of verb "transmogrify" is about the bizarre and extreme transformation of Hillary when she fell behind and went negative. I point out quite clearly what she transmogrified into: a slimy Republican. A slimy human Republican.

I see no reason to think the Democratic Party has sanctioned Hillary's slime throwing. They want her to stop. Many Dems have said so publicly. No one has been able to get Hillary to stop despite very serious concerns. That doesn't mean they like her doing it.

You see no damage from Hillary's apparently innocent little antics. I see damage in the polls. There's a weak Republican candidate running even or out front even though Republicans put us into an unjustified war, ruined our global standing, blew up alliances, repudiated arms control treaties, wrecked the economy, repealed the Constitution, etc. McCain shouldn't be competitive under these circumstances. But the clearest damage in the polls is in the soaring negatives for both Obama and Hillary since Hillary went negative. She's killing them both and Democratic prospects too.

There's additional damage from Hillary's attacks because they lend credibility to whatever attacks the Republicans choose to launch. She has given them a head start. She has said Obama is vulnerable to their attacks - in other words, that there's some dark monster in his background to expose.

There's also damage in Hillary's cues to her followers. She has given implicit blessing to their voting for the wonderful, experienced, global-warming-wise, commander-in-chief-ready McCain. She has contrasted him with Obama, the pipsqueak who amounts to one empty speech, lacks experience, isn't fit to be commander-in-chief, etc. Hillary is going to send a good chunk of her supporters out to vote for McCain and put him in the White House. I consider that damage.

You think Hillary is providing a public service. I don't see it that way. From my perspective, you have to see Hillary as blameless by definition, automatically cleansed of all her sins by a Clintonian god, to excuse what she has done. Since you always bring it back to allegations of gender bias, perhaps the god cleansing Hillary is a feminist on high. Fine, but make the argument explicit. Say Hillary's behavior is excusable because the goal of having a first woman president outweighs all other considerations, including the behavior of the woman who will take office. From my perspective, it is a colossal misfortune that Hillary spoiled this opportunity by revealing herself as one of the last people who should be trusted with power.

Is Hillary among the worst politicians in American history? By no means. But she's trying hard and she's getting there. There seem to be no scruples to inhibit her progress.


lifelongdem,

I'd like to point out that you haven't provided any actual references or backup for your own arguments, yet you require it of me. I can provide backup, but it will take work, and I expect it will be a waste of time since you haven't shown a willingness to be anything but hyperbolic. No matter how many refs I might provide, I don't see any verbal cues from you upfront that you will consider a more modulated viewpoint than the one you have.

So, that's fine with me. I wasn't anticipating you'd to agree with me. I already know you won't. But until you back up your own arguments with references, don't expect others to do all the heavy lifting.

Meanwhile, I still find your hyperbole unproductive and unnecessary. Possibly even damaging.

Look at your own words. Your original post depicts Hillary as being 100 percent responsible for the debate. You say:

But as Hillary reached again and again into her political toolkit for the right instrument to kill Obama, a funny thing happened. She was reaching too much - for "bitter," for Wright, for Farrakan, for anything at all.

FYI, Hillary did not run the debate! She did not come up with the sleazy questions! She did not set the tone! ABC did all of those things. Stop blaming Hillary for the things she did not do herself.

Barack clearly lost the debate, yet in North Carolina he blamed Hillary for the sleaziness of it, calling it "Washington politics as usual." He justifies his poor performance as not playing the "Washington politics" game and he blames Hillary for the tone of the debate. To me that's unbelievable. To me that's dishonest and lame and slimy because it's a Republican smear tactic. To me it shows his lack of character. But besides his sore-loser excuses, I am not impressed with someone who can't improve at debating after months of practice.

You may look on Barack's blaming Hillary for the debate as frivolous. You accuse Hillary of leading her supporters away from casting a vote for the Dem in Nov. Meanwhile, you yourself seem just as easily led by Barack's self-serving spin. Sorry, but you demonstrate you are no better than anyone else. Sometimes I wonder if you really are a "lifelong Dem." You don't sound like one.

I don't know where you get your cast-in-cement conviction that Hillary is damaging the party or the Dem chances in November. Are you basing your belief on one unreliable poll predicting voter behavior many months into the future? Many experts would tell you not to put any stock in that poll. Are you basing it on unnamed "sources" from blogs or online news reports? I guess you've forgotten that unnamed sources should be viewed with skepticism, especially after the lead-up to the Iraq war, when the news was full of unnamed sources.

Why do you consider Barack's supporters in the party as representative of the entire party in begging Hillary to drop out? Your words:

They want her to stop. Many Dems have said so publicly. No one has been able to get Hillary to stop despite very serious concerns.

Why do you discount points of view that conflict with your thesis? Many party Dems have said publicly that a tough contest is good for the candidates and the party both. Why do you discount Hillary's party support as nonexistent or silent or secretly siding with your view of what's best for the party? Why should I take your argument seriously when Hillary picked up more superdelegates today? Please explain how that is even possible when everyone really wants her to drop out?

You cavalierly mention both candidates' "soaring negatives," yet you provide no sources. You claim McCain is "weak," despite the many examples of the MSM's adulation of him. The MSM has always loved the Maverick, the War Hero, the Guy's Guy. Propped up by the MSM, McCain is not weak.

In typical Barack-supporter fashion, you discount 12 million fellow voters who have cast their support for Hillary in the primaries so far. I guess they don't count because they must all be Dittoheads or low-information voters?

You discount Hillary's chances for a win in PA and ignore reports that Barack is outspending her 5 to 1 in the state. If Hillary does win, I imagine you'll concoct a diabolical reason for why rather than give her credit for her success. The problem is that her success is at a price to your candidate.

You insult me by claiming I excuse anything Hillary does. But please take stock of your own behavior: Are you reading me fairly? Are you reading me accurately? No, you are not.

When I talk to a locked-in Hillary hater, it makes me take a closer look at Barack and at his supporters. And when I do look closer, I don't always like what I see. You do your candidate no favors, lifelongdem.

Sorry, readytoblow. You must mean well, but you've crossed into delusional territory.

Sorry, lifelongdem, Hillary won PA.

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