Hillary To Campaign Barefoot In NC & Indiana
A spokesman for Obama '08 said that it was "unlikely" that Barack Obama would be able to remove Hillary Clinton's boot from his ass prior to the primaries in Indiana and North Carolina scheduled for May 6th.
The spokesman went on to say that despite media reports that Hillary's boot was lodged 10 inches up Obama's anus, it was actually "barely 9 1/4 inches up there, which technically should be rounded down to 9, not up to 10."
The spokesman continued, "when you look at it like that, it almost like her boot wasn't up Barack's ass at all."
The spokesman went on to say that despite media reports that Hillary's boot was lodged 10 inches up Obama's anus, it was actually "barely 9 1/4 inches up there, which technically should be rounded down to 9, not up to 10."
The spokesman continued, "when you look at it like that, it almost like her boot wasn't up Barack's ass at all."
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Makes one wonder how it'll taste the next time she puts her foot in her mouth…
April 24, 2008 9:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Either way, I'm sure the Obama supporters will content that it will smell as fresh as ever.
April 24, 2008 9:28 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Hillary To Campaign Barefoot In NC & Indiana"
That is what happens when you do not pay your bills.
"O sure, that big mouth has money to waste on shots and beers, and hunting ammo, but she can not pay her shoe bills. No more Shoe Credit for Hick Billy Clinton"
The manager of Pumps and Pantsuits.
April 24, 2008 9:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
So true. On the nose. I like your grasp of Hillary's foot in mouth disease.
April 24, 2008 9:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ben is right
April 24, 2008 9:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
That's weird considering it is virtually impossible for Hillary to beat Obama no matter what she does from here on out. She needed to win by at least 65% in PA, didn't even come close, couldn't even beat Obama by double digits in a "home" state made for her. If this was really about ass kicking I'd think Obama would have been barefoot ever since the beginning of his 11-win streak:
http://www.thepersonalispolitical.com/2008/04/pennsylvania-results.html
Scratch that, he wouldn't be barefoot, he'd be wearing Hillary as a boot, all the way up to his hip, because his foot would be too far up her ass to ever pull it out.
April 24, 2008 10:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're ignoring the fact that it's virtually impossible for him to win regardless of how the primaries play out as well.
And inspite of the fact that he has a significant financial advantage and the media narrative is entirely to his advantage, he still continues to lose significant primaries.
April 24, 2008 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
I heard she's campaigning not just barefoot, but pregnant too!
(and just wait til you see what she has planned for Kentucky... a menage a trois with brother Hugh and Mark Penn... to get the inbred vote...)
Besides guys, Hillary didn't put her "boot up Barack's ass" in PA... because she had to hock them to buy TV time. The best she has is some pleather pumps from Wal-Mart.
April 24, 2008 11:03 AM | Reply | Permalink