SNL’s Christine O’Donnell Sketch: ‘I Masturbate Constantly’

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Last night’s Saturday Night Live was good, featuring a fictional meeting between crazy Delaware GOP Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell and Republican strategists. In it, O’Donnell loves masturbating and used to hold dogfights “much better than Michael Vick.”

The concerned GOP men warn O’Donnell to come clean about any as-of-yet unknown crazy shit from her past. Well, she’s changed her stance on masturbation: “I masturbated this morning when I woke up, again in the shower, then while eating breakfast, and in the taxi on the way over here.” Watch below:

The original version of the story appears here: http://gawker.com/5648220/snl-takes-takes-on-christine-odonnell-i-masturbate-constantly

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