Jon Stewart learned last night that former BP CEO Tony Hayward had the nickname of “ninja turtle” during his younger years in the oil business. “No wonder,” Stewart said, “he didn’t have a problem with animals being exposed to toxic ooze.”
“He probably thinks the pelicans will only experience positive ninja-based side effects,” said Stewart.
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