Donald Trump practically wrote The Daily Show’s jokes when he talked about his preference for a certain shaft length of golf club as a metaphor for his opposition to gay marriage.
“I don’t wanna say anything, but I think gay people and straight people use the same putters,” Jon Stewart said on Thursday night. “Really a matter of hole selection.”
Trump — who Stewart said had been “stealing all the crazy oxygen from Sarah Palin — had previously explained his “traditionalist” stance on marriage as resembling his opinion about golf clubs. While some players have opted for longer, newfangled clubs, Trump said he has stuck with standard length clubs.
Stewart also questioned why Trump should be trusted to speak about marriage when he’s been married three times.
“Gay people can’t do it,” Stewart said in his best Trump voice, “but I can do it as many times as I want with progressively younger broads.”
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