Jon Stewart: Pakistani Military Could Have Delivered Pizza On Foot To Bin Laden

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How close to the Pakistani military was Osama bin Laden hiding? Close enough that the military could have captured him using an oversized magnet like the whole thing was a classic carton gag, according to Jon Stewart.

Stewart was incredulous Tuesday night that the Pakistani military had no idea where bin Laden had been hiding, even though the Pakistani equivalent of West Point was just a half mile away from where bin Laden was ultimately found.

“Let me put that in New York terms,” Stewart said. “Bin Laden was on 21st and 7th Avenue. They were on 21st and 9th Avenue.”

“If the Pakistani military were Dominoes, they would deliver to bin Laden on foot,” he added,

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