Jon Stewart: Jeff Sessions’ Ears Make Him Look Like A ‘Flesh-Toned Bowling Trophy’ (VIDEO)

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Jon Stewart mocked Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) last night for asking Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan about her previous comments that the confirmation hearings are “vapid and hollow.” Doing his best Sessions impression, Stewart said: “And she said of me personally, my ears make my head look like a flesh-toned bowling trophy.”

But after watching the hearings, Stewart was able to sum up the questioning about Kagan’s background pretty well: “Let’s just cut to the chase. You’re a Jew! You’re a Jew. You’re from Jewsylvania. You’re favorite candy is JewJewbees. You love to play Jewmanji.”

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