According to Jon Stewart, the people Donald Trump sent to Hawaii to investigate President Obama’s birth certificate are really just knocking back tropical drinks and checking out women on the beach.
On The Daily Show Wednesday night, Stewart discussed “professional megalomaniac” Trump’s announcement that he had investigators in Hawaii who were discovering all sorts of unbelievable things about Obama’s background. But Stewart wasn’t buying that those investigators were actually finding shocking information.
So, donning a pair of sunglasses, pulling out of a frozen drink, and kicking his feet up on his desk, Stewart offered up an impression of what the investigators were really up to.
“Yeah Donald, you won’t belive the shit I’m finding,” Stewart said in an exaggerated New York accent. “I’m knee deep in paperwork — holy, look at that ass.”
“Yeah, it’s gonna take another two months,” he added. “I’m gonna need more money and maybe, I dunno, quaaludes.”
Watch the video below:
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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