Colbert On Oil Spill Clean Up: ‘So No One Knows What The F*ck They’re Doing’ (VIDEO)

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After taking a look last night at some of the failed methods used to contain the oil spill in the Gulf Coast, Stephen Colbert realized: ‘So no one knows what the f*ck they’re doing.”

He decided he wanted in on that action, and using his “oil containment solution randomizer,” offered authorities some alternative ways to clean up the spill.

Some of his suggestions? “Breaded Juggalos delivered by trained dolphins,” or “ultraconcentrated packing peanuts delivered by monkey submarines.”

Watch:

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