Colbert: Cell Phone Radiation Ain’t So Bad; I Use It To Cook Burritos! (VIDEO)

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you carcinogenic cell phone radiation, make burritos.

That’s what Stephen Colbert did Thursday night, responding to a report that cell phones can increase the risk of brain cancer by placing a frozen burrito between his head and his phone.

“A quick ten-minute call to Nana, and lunch is ready,” Colbert said.

And for added precaution, Colbert also showed how you can fry an intern’s brain rather than your own by having them talk on the phone for you.

Watch the video below:

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