James Carville has a plan to make airport security more efficient. But it’s not one we’re likely to see in the next White House directive.
The plan, as he explained it on the Tony Kornheiser Show in DC this morning:
“What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y’know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane.”
It’s not clear if Carville has discussed his plans with TSA officials or what, if any, value the length of his ragin’ cajun’ has to national security.
Audio below.
