They've got muck; we've got rakes. TPM Muckraker
"That's right, cannibalism is the hot new trend," Colbert said. "And you thought saggy pants were annoying. Folks, there is a terrifying new name for this horror: the 'zombie apocalypse.'"
Rest assured, though. The CDC issued a statement denying that any such zombie apocalypse exists.
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