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'Scar My Tattered Body No More With Your Punishing Dildo Mallet': Accused Militia Plotter Bared Almost All In Film (VIDEO)

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In the film, Sickles's chubby, tattooed character finds himself attacked by an enormous creature which appears to be half man, half duck. "Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallet," Sickles exclaims at one particularly dramatic moment.

A frame at the beginning of the film declares: "Edited by Kris Sickles." And the character in the film appears to be the same person identified as "Kristopher Sickles" in the mugshots released this week by police.

The film -- shockingly puerile, yet strangely compelling -- complicates our picture of Sickles. Indeed, its near-nudity and crude sexual humor are an odd fit for a man who within the year would allegedly join up with members of a Christianist militia to "oppose by force the authority of the U.S. government."

The film was posted last July on YouTube, but removed this week. Many thanks to TPM reader AS for helping rescue it. Here's an excerpt...(Again: This film contains nudity and frequent profanity.)