“Triple Venti, no fat, no foam, extra hot, with pink sugar.” I’m not kidding.
Update: Pink sugar?
Late Update: My astute colleague Paul notes that Starbucks has been a source of friction between Harris and her staff in the past. (“Everything is someone else’s fault,” Ed Rollins, a strategist who left the campaign in April, told the Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger earlier this month. “If there’s not a Starbucks coffee house within distance, it’s someone else’s fault.”)
Also, Paul wonders, what’s a “Triple Venti”? Is that three Ventis? Wouldn’t that require, like, a wheelbarrow?
Late, Late Update: Reader LM thinks he’s solved the “pink sugar” mystery: “Surely, she must be referring to Sweet N Low, which comes in a pink-colored packet.”