Today’s Must Read

Hell hath no fury like a lawmaker searched!

Or something like that.

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) is furious that the FBI is thoroughly investigating him, issuing subpoenas for documents, and interviewing a number of his former aides.

For one thing, the Justice Department just won’t stop asking questions about his wife’s work for two organizations controlled by Ed Buckham, a lobbyist and close associate of Jack Abramoff. Here’s DeLay speaking with reporters yesterday:

“They’re going after other people and they’re questioning the other people about whether they know anything I may have done. And we’ve given them all the records and that’s the problem they’re having…. [My wife] did her work and she was underpaid for the work she did and they can’t make the case. It’s a Justice Department that is running amok. Fish or cut bait. Do something.”

Yeah, bring ’em on!

It’s at this point that DeLay’s defense lawyer, Richard Cullen, steps in to moderate. You can hear the soothing tone: “When Tom DeLay said that [about Justice], it reflected frustration that many people feel when they are involved in an investigation… We are very comfortable that the Justice Department is proceeding properly and expeditiously.”

Investigators have reportedly been probing whether DeLay’s wife actually did any work at those jobs, but that’s far from their sole focus. Abramoff and DeLay were key allies; a bond forged by millions of dollars. It’s no coincidence that two of DeLay’s former aides have pled guilty in the Abramoff scandal, and a third, Buckham, is in danger of being indicted.

But DeLay isn’t the only lawmaker who’s outraged (outraged!) by the FBI’s tactics. Rep. John Doolittle (R-CA), who is also in investigators’ sights for his ties to Abramoff, just can’t believe that the FBI searched everything in his house:

“The agents systematically searched our home, removing every book, turning over every couch cushion and every pot and pan, and rummaging through every drawer, file cabinet, cupboard and closet…”

The nerve.