We know that we've strung you along
telling you that Sen. Ted Stevens was testifying on Tuesday. . . and then today, so maybe we should hedge our words a bit when we tell you that Ted Stevens will likely
As soon as the owner of the Double Musky Inn
is finished testifying, Catherine Stevens, Ted's wife, will take the stand. And then it's time for Ted, the final witness for the defense.
Given Stevens past tendencies
to inaccurately wax poetic
, we're pretty excited.