Stephen Colbert agreed with critics last night who say that the “Ground Zero mosque” is a “weapon of mass construction” and a “slapping eye-stab” to America. In fact, Colbert said he agrees with Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association “who blogged where angels fear to tweet,” and said that there should be “no more mosques, period.”
“Every permit granted to a mosque,” Colbert continued, “is one denied to an American house of worship” — “a mall.”
He added that we should also ban barns since Timothy McVeigh used one of those. And since Unabomber Ted Kaczynski used a shack “let’s get rid of shacks. And just to be safe, let’s get rid of Shaq. After all, I think I’ve seen him in a turban,” Colbert said, referring to the 1996 movie Kazaam.
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