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Blackwater Gets Into The Retail And Merchandising Game

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According to Wired, the company is opening up storefronts in Fayetteville, North Carolina and Salem, Connecticut, but if you can't make it out there, you can always visit their online store.

Blackwater coffee mugs, beer-opener key chains, beach towels and shot glasses -- you want 'em, they've got 'em.

For the teenage girl in your life, they've got some spiffy pink baseball caps with the company logo printed in on it.

You've got your pick of Blackwater-themed mouse pads. The "Rite Of Passage" one features a helicopter being shot at while flying through a canyon.

If you act fast, you can score one of these sweet Blackwater logo rings for just $850 -- down from $985. They're practically giving them away!

For more serious business, the store also sells custom-built assault rifles. The basic model starts at just $1,100, and can be customized with a number of top-of-the-line accessories. The Blackwater proshop: serving your apparel and weaponry needs under one roof.

(h/t Wired)

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