Bill Maher’s opening bit on Friday night’s “Real Time With Bill Maher” was centered around former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani’s recent accusation that President Obama doesn’t love America.
“It’s very personal,” Maher said. “The full quote actually is ‘I do not believe the President loves America. He doesn’t love you, and he doesn’t love me.'”
“Oh poor Rudy,” Maher continued. “He’s got fame. He’s got money. But what he’s never had is the love of a strong black man.”
Maher then revealed that Giuliani had written a book about his desire to be loved by Obama entitled, “Fifty Shades of Black.”
Before reading an excerpt from the book, Maher threw in a barb directed at Obama for his refusal to use the term “Islamic” when discussing terrorism.
“Now this scene takes place in the Oval Office,” Maher said. “Rudy has been summoned there by President Obama to give counsel on combatting Islamic terrorism – oh I’m sorry I mean ‘violent extremism.'”
Then Maher delved into Giuliani’s scintillating “book.”
“‘You don’t love me,’ Rudy cried out, ‘you don’t love any of us,'” Maher read. “‘I don’t have to love you,’ Obama said. ‘I’ve got this!’ The President reached into his pants and pulled out his long, hard, black – veto pen. ‘And I’m going to use it over and over and over.'”
Watch the video below, courtesy of HBO:
