Let’s take a quick break from the Herman Cain harassment scandal to focus on another story: Herman Cain’s love for pizza-related parody songs.
Inspired by Cain’s John Lennon cover, “Imagine There’s No Pizza,” a TPM reader produced this impressively elaborate music video parody of Sheryl Crow entitled “Strong Enough To By My Pan.” Obviously, we at TPM 2012 want to encourage this behavior so check it out below:
Lyrics:
God I feel like ‘za tonight
Need for cheese I cannot fight
A slice so big I need two hands
Are you strong enough to be my pan?
Every topping, crust just right
Gonna stuff my face tonight
Don’t want Chinese or Indian
Are you strong enough to be my pan?
Bring that pie to me
I promise, I will eat
Bring that pie to me
But please no anchovies
I’ll sprinkle some oregano
So much parm you’ll think it snowed
Now you know my whole game plan
Are you strong enough to be my pan?
It’s bad for me, I just don’t care
Check in Godfather’s on Foursquare
I’m hungry like Duran Duran
Are you strong enough to be my pan?
Bring that pie to me
I promise, I will eat
Bring that pie to me
But please no anchovies
