You know how it is with the awards shows. There's always a sullen loser, who refuses to go to the after-parties and sulks for months about the lack of respect from the industry. So it is, too, with the Golden Dukes.
From TPM Reader CH
Whither Gary Aldridge?
Liberty University alumnus, former employee for Jerry Falwell, pastor of
a Montgomery, AL Baptist Church.
Hogtied, auto-asphyxiated, bound with straps, still carrying a
condom-wrapped dildo in his anus, and wearing not one, but two wet-suits.
Gary Aldridge gave his life for a Golden Duke, but was denied even a
nomination. This is a travesty, and a sad day indeed for those aspiring
to one day bask in the glory of their very own Golden Duke.
What will I tell my children?
Alas, not everyone can dig their stiletto heels into the plush red carpet.