No Muscling Our Dukes Judges!

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From TPM Reader JM:

A a reader from Illinois, I consider it appropriate to try to influence the judges of the Golden Duke Awards.

Sarah Palin’s “Bridge to Nowhere” nomination in the category of Best Election Year Fib is certainly appropriate. But her second nomination for General Lying throughout the campaign is dangerous; if you give one Republican a prize for overall disregard for truth, they’ll all want one.

May I suggest, instead,.a special category for Sarah Palin? Many organizations provide special recognition to beginners. A bowling league once presented me with a plaster trophy for Most Improved Beginning Bowler. Something similar, like “Best Lying Newcomer to National Politics,” would narrowly honor The Barracuda for her dishonesty without causing resentment among veteran competitors.

Such an award would benefit Governor Palin and the American people alike, encouraging her to renew a quest for national office that would provide the nation with entertainment for years to come.

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